Archive for September, 2004

Look! No Car!

Thursday, September 30th, 2004

This BBC Article describes a public transport based day trip round picturesque places in Devon, including the delightful Cockwood. The article claims that “Places like Cockwood are almost impossible to get to without a car”. I have to dispute that assertion. I have visited the place on a number of occasions by train or bus without any difficulty whatsoever. The bus (which I’m sure is the 85, not the 185, unless it’s changed) runs every 15 minutes, and has always been pretty reliable whenever I’ve tried to catch it. And I can certainly recommend The Anchor pub mentioned in the article.

For a railway enthusiast, of course, there are other attractions than just the pub.

London-bound FGW HST at Cockwood harbour

You can even watch the trains from the beer garden!

Meanwhile, Ginger Stampley talks about moving from a car-based sprawl to a city where you can actually walk to places.

There’s a tradeoff between conveniences and inconveniences in any transportation arrangement. What generally pisses me off about suburbanites (and did even when I lived in a car city) is that so many of them seem to think they shouldn’t have to bear up under any of the downsides of car culture. Life isn’t like that, though. It�s merely a matter of choosing the pains in your rear, not of dispensing with them altogether.

More Pendolino Opinions

Thursday, September 30th, 2004

Patrick Crozier has been on board one of Virgin Trains’ shiny new Pendolinos, and thinks much the same about the interior as I did. Neither of are impressed.

Virgin Pendolino at Stafford

He likes the exterior, though. I’m not so sure; while they’ve spend some effort styling the thing rather than being purely functional like many other train designs. It doesn’t have the style of the Pininfarina-designed Swiss Re460s,though.

Wandering Message Board Monsters

Monday, September 27th, 2004

Read Monte Cook’s Wandering Monster Table for a guide to the creatures you might encounter in weblog comment threads, message boards, and mailing lists. (Link from Dodgeblogium)

For example:

Orc. This humanoid would be fine if he just gave his posts some thought ahead of time, read the FAQ, used a spellchecker, and/or didn’t post in all caps. CR 1.

Can you say Wibd?

Or alternatively:

Crusading Ogre. This encounter is dangerous because of the creature’s ability to bowl over others. The crusading ogre’s got an agenda and will barge into any discussion, no matter how unrelated, to turn it into a diatribe about that agenda. Politics, religion, operating systems — the agendas of the crusading ogres are many and varied. CR 8.

See how many you can recognise…

Carpool Lanes = Communist Gulags

Monday, September 27th, 2004

I’m not sure whether this is clever satire, or whether this guy is for real. It’s very hard to tell spoof pages from genuine wingnuts nowadays. It claims that carpool lanes will destroy America.

Amid the confusion of the looming presidential elections and an unsettled war against terrorism, a subversive fifth-column movement is taking the United States in a new direction. The direction is inequality and socialism. The fifth column is the carpool lane.

For decades the carpool lane has sabotaged the political and moral course of our land. It has ingrained the red values of the Soviet Union into the subconscious of the American spirit. In doing so, it has caused Americans to accept and perpetuate the values of such socialists as Pol Pot, Fidel Castro, Robin Hood and John Kerry.

If he is for real, I shudder to think about his opinions for mass transit. (Link from Stephan Pennington from Pyramid Online)

Europe by Train

Monday, September 27th, 2004

Stephen Karlson of Cold Spring Shops has been riding European rails.

The express train picks its way out of the city station on rapid-transit tracks. Once out of downtown, it leaves the rapid-transit line, the motorman shuts off at the end of third rail, and power collectors reach for the overhead wire. But this express train is not an Electroliner at Crawford Avenue winding it up for Milwaukee, rather, it is a Eurostar leaving the Southern Electric for the Channel Tunnel Rail Link

There’s something incongrous about the Eurostar snaking across the rooftops of Brixton, on those sharply-curved Victorian brick viaducts. But this was never strictly a ‘rapid transit’ line; back in the days of steam Bullied pacifics would trace the same route on their way to the Kent coast.

Then he’s off to Germany.

Once across the Hohenzollern Bridge and onto the new German high-speed line, however, it’s off to the races, with speeds hovering near 300 km/h, definitely world-class. What’s that old song about “passing cars like they were standing still?” The high-speed line follows an Autobahn route and there are many opportunities to leave the motorists behind.

Running the line parallel to the Autobahn was a clever idea; leave those BWMs and Mercedes standing!. I think it beats the 110mph section of the West Coast Mainline paralleling the M1 at Watford Gap!

I’ve never been on any of the German high-speed lines; my sightings of ICE trains have been on the decidedly not high-speed single track Interlaken branch in Switzerland with the daily Hamburg to Interlaken “Thunersee”

Stephen is not so impressed with the internal seating layout.

I have come to the conclusion, however, that fixed seating with half the seats facing aft, although expedient, is a paradigm of rapid transit barbarism that doesn’t belong on an intercity train. In defense of the Europeans, many trains reverse directions at stub-end stations: imagine passing through the old St. Louis or Boston stations as routine.

Older European trains have seats in facing pairs; it’s only the newer stock that had so-called ‘airline style’ seating, which allows them to cram more seats in a given space. To this European, the idea that all seats should face forwards seems hopelessly impractical; you’d have to turn the entire train on a triangle at each end of the run! This might not be much of an overhead for a train taking two days and two nights to run from Chicago to Los Angeles, but the majority of European trains have total end to end runs of just three or four hours. For this type of run, the same set of coaches is expected to make several return trips a day. Already most shorter runs are multiple units or push/pull formations to save attaching and removing locomotives at each end; just imagine the overhead of turning the trains round! The extended turnround time could easily increase the number of coaches required by 50% or more!

Twilight of the 87s

Saturday, September 25th, 2004

87003 'Patriot' at Stafford

Today I spent a few hours at Stafford photographing the last runs north of Birmingham of the class 87s. On Monday the new timetable begins, and the shiny new Pendolino tilting trains take over all West Coast Main Line services apart from a handful of Euston-Birmingham shuttles, which will be progressively Pendolinofied in the coming months.

The passing of the 87s doesn’t seem to attracted the same attention from enthusiasts as the end of the Cross Country 47s two years ago; I saw just one other photographer at Stafford. Perhaps it was the dull weather, not conducive for good photography. Or perhaps the electric 87s aren’t considered as charismatic as the Sulzer-powered diesels.

Introduced in 1974 with the electrification of the northern section of the WCML, these 5000hp locomotives have been the backbone of the route for thirty years. They, and the Mk3 coaches (the best coaches British Rail ever built) now face an uncertain future. Judging by the longevity of other stock they probably have another ten years useful life left in them, if any operator can find a use. I believe DRS are going to take on at least some 87s, for use both on freight working, and the night sleepers on behalf of First Scotland. My guess is that Freightliner may end up taking some 87s to replace their own fleet of 86s, which are ten years older. As for the excellent Mk3 coaches, that’s a topic of intense debate in both industry and enthusiast circles. We shall have to see.

Iä! Iä! Rumsfeld Fhtagn!

Saturday, September 25th, 2004

Proof, if such were needed, that studying the methods and beliefs of the Bush administration can drive you gibberingly insane. (Link from Making Light)

I begged the Dean not to make me teach “Modern American Politics” this semester. I knew that in order to teach it properly I would have to delve into the secrets of the Bush administration. I knew that I would learn THINGS THAT HUMANS (as we say in these post-sexist times) ARE NOT MEANT TO KNOW. I feared that this would drive me insane; into shrill unholy madness. And so it has.

But up until now I have still able to teach my course. I am proud of that. Far gone in shrill unholy madness as a result of the incompetence, mendacity, malevolence, and disconnection from reality that I am, I could still communicate with my students in English and. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Krugman R’lyeh wagn’nagl fhtagn! Aiiiiiii!!!

Apologies. The fits come and go. They come more quickly now. By proper effort of will I can sometimes. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh. Stop them. There. But I fear that tonight I have taken another step, and will no longer be able to intelligibly communicate with humanity. I have learned more. So shrill as to be inaudible to human hearing. But the dogs will still hear me, for a while at least.

You have been warned. Are the Freepi really Deep Ones? Is George Bush a bigger fan of Ümläüt than he is of Manowar?

Is America Turning Fascist?

Monday, September 20th, 2004

I’ve often wondered if at least some of the infamous “101st Fighting Keyboarders” could be described as Fascist. The belligerent and intolerant rhetoric from some of them, often inspired rightwing talk radio hosts and frothing media pundits like Michael Savage and Ann Coulter, certainly smells unpleasant. But Fascism is a word devalued through overuse. Are they really Fascists, or just a few isolated bigots?

This long article by David Neiwert, Rush, Newspeak and Fascism: An exegesis gives a disturbing vision of how the far right has infiltrated mainstream conservatism in America. As summarised by Mark Rosenfelder (from where I got the link):

Neiwert estimates that far-right extremists make up about 4% of the electorate. That’s enough to be extremely valuable if they can be persuaded to support a major party — and the Republicans have invited them inside. They’re comforted with coded messages of support, and in return the rightist media helps spread and mainstream their message. A nice dance has been perfected: fascist sentiments (such as calls for physical attacks on liberals, or for interning Muslim Americans, or the equating of welfare recipients with chimpanzees) are spread by conservative pundits, who can claim to be joking if anyone protests; the extremists take it quite seriously.

The constant ratcheting-up of acceptable hate speech is one of the marks of fascism on the rise; indeed, Neiwert considers the far-right venues as a sort of trial laboratory for anti-liberal extremism. The virulence that resulted in the Clinton impeachment circus, for instance, was mooted about years earlier in far-right groups.

Anyone, especially conservatives, who wonder if I’m exaggerating should read Neiwert’s pages. I think there’s much that will shock reasonable conservatives; and there’s a clear moral and historical point: if you want to distinguish yourselves from these people, kick them out of your Party.

The whole thing is pretty long; it’s taken me much of the evening to plough through it. But it’s worrying, and it doesn’t look as though we in Europe can do much about it. But it’s not just American’s problem. As Neiwert say in his final line.

European fascism was a terrible thing. An American fascism, though, could very well devastate the world.

GURPS 4th Edition

Sunday, September 19th, 2004

Now I’ve got my hands on a copy of GURPS 4th Edition.

GURPS 4th Edition is a major overhaul of the rules; it takes the 18 year old 3rd Edition rules and all the additional rules accreted from the 100+ supplements, and tries to streamline the whole thing and cut out a lot of the cruft.

It’s much bigger than the 3rd Edition Basic Set. The core rulebook now covers not only mundane but alien and superhuman abilities, so you can build non-humanoid characters like uplifted animals, really weird aliens, giant robots and spandex-clad superheroes who wear the underpants outside of their trousers.

Now I have to decide whether or not to convert my existing online games. Most of it’s quite straightforward; it’s a matter of updating those skills and abilities that have been repriced; character’s point values will change quite a bit (especially because they’ve repriced the attributes!), but capabilities should stay much the same.

The one big area of change is Psionics, which has a totally new system in 4E. By the looks of it there’s no way to do a like-for-like conversion; the best way will be to go back to the character concept and rebuild them from the ground up. This might well make any 4e versions of Reylorna, Hollis, Duplar and Kir look a lot different from their 3e version.

Looks like there are several options

  • Keep on using 3rd edition
  • Do a ‘quick and dirty’ conversion to 4e
  • Retool the characters from the ground up and possibly revisiting the concepts
  • Say “Oh sod it”, and convert the whole lot to Fudge
  • Something else entirely

Bad Trainspotter Fashion Alert!

Sunday, September 19th, 2004

People call the 70s “The decade that taste forgot”. I know trainspotters are not known for fashion sense, but pictures like this, from 1977, are scary. Look at those two guys in polo-necked pullovers in the bottom right-hand corner!

On the other hand, since I myself have been seen at railway and model railway events wearing a Uriah Heep t-shirt, maybe I’ve forfeited the right to comment on other people’s dress sense….